How to: Pick up chicks

Step 1: 
Get into a car. 

Step 2: 
Drive. 

Step 3:
Visit that conveniently placed farm. 

Step 4: 
Go to the hen house. 

Step 5:
Actually discover it was an underground hideout for a collection of the hottest females around the city. 

Step 6: 
Get  laid. 


I hope this tutorial helps some people. I get asked all the time "Paco how you get da booty." And I tell them that I just got what it takes.....that and I'm half black so my ass is huge.